15 People Share The Time They Caught Their Parents Having Sex, And You'll Just Want To Hug Them

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us about the time they caught their parents having sex, and their responses proved that catching your parents getting it on can be uncomfortable, cringeworthy, and awkward as all hell:

1.“I was 12 years old when my friend and I were having a sleepover at my house and we started hearing strange sounds from my parents’ bedroom. So I grabbed a flashlight, tip-toed to their bedroom, ripped the door open, and flashed them right in their faces with the flashlight, yelling, ‘WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!’ Then when I saw what they were doing, I immediately ran to the bathroom and started crying.”

“It still haunts me to this day, all that jiggling.”


2.“I was about seven years old and still sleeping in the bed with my mom. It was Canada Day, which also happened to be my parents’ anniversary, and I woke up excited to go to the parade. But I noticed my mom wasn’t next to me, and I panicked, thinking she left me. So I ran into my dad’s room to tell him that she was missing, and I encountered the vivid sight of my mom and dad doing major acrobatics under the duvet, and I heard squishing noises I can never un-hear…”

“When I asked what was happening, my mom said, ‘Oh, nothing — I dropped my earring on the bed, and your father and I are just looking for it. It’s just really hard with a bed this big.’ So I just left the room, shook, and as I did, I heard my dad whisper, ‘Oh, it’s really hard, alright.’ Canada Day has never been the same.”


3.“After I caught my parents having sex, they said it was just an ‘angry nap.'”


4.“Just after high school, I moved in with my great-grandparents to help my great-grandmother, who was in the early stages of Alzheimer’s. Well, one night I woke up to get a drink from the kitchen, and I saw my great-grandparents, fully naked, going at it on the living room floor! I screamed, turned around, and ran STRAIGHT INTO A GLASS CABINET! But the worst part was my great-grandfather yelling after me, ‘What?! IT’S NATURAL!'”


5.“When my brother was around seven, he somehow thought it would be funny to hide underneath my parents’ bed and scare them. The plan seemed cool until he got stuck underneath the frame…and heard way too much. He didn’t have an exit plan, so he had to wait until the next morning to sneak out.”


7.“I was home from college and making a cake late at night. When the timer went off, I realized I didn’t know where the potholders were, so I ran upstairs, knocked on my parents’ bedroom door, and asked, ‘Where are the potholders?’ I didn’t hear a response, so I opened the door to peek inside, and my mom suddenly yelled, ‘NO!’ And that’s when I got a FACEFUL OF MY STEPDAD’S ASS! In my moment of horror, I just groaned, ‘BRUHHHHH!’ and walked out.”

“She eventually had to explain that sometimes grown-ups have sex just for fun.”


9.“I was on my mom’s computer looking for an old photo of myself. So I clicked on the pictures folder, and inside was a folder of photos of my mom and dad having sex. So gross.”


10.“We had just gotten back from a long trip, and my mom asked me to unpack one giant suitcase that had a mix of everybody’s stuff in it. Well, near the bottom, I pulled out a container in a travel bottle. I asked my mom where she wanted it, and she said, ‘Oh, that’s my lube.’ I screamed and dropped that bottle so freakin’ quickly!”

“My mom just laughed, ‘Your father and I have sex. It’s not the worst thing in the world.’ But to this day, I will not unpack anyone’s bags but my own.”


11.“I was about 14 when I walked in on my parents doing the dirty. They both froze, and we all just stared at each other for a second until I slammed the door and ran knees-to-chest back to my room! The next day, my Dad kept saying, ‘You’ll knock next time!’ I wanted to die.”


13.“I was six years old when I went to my mom’s room in the middle of the night with my Ernie doll. When I walked in, my dad scrambled from where he and my mom had been ‘laying’ on a towel on the bed. I always assumed the towel was part of it, but I never knew why. It stuck in my mind, and 20 years later, that’s the worst part. The damn towel.”


14.“It was the summer before my junior year of high school, and I had my very first sleepover with three of my friends. We were watching 50 Shades of Grey in the living room, and in the middle of the movie one of my friends started to laugh. She asked us if we heard moaning, and we said that it was coming from the movie. But she told us to listen closer, so we did…and it was coming from my parents’ room!”

“It went on for so long that I actually texted my mom to tell her we could hear them. Then she came out of the bedroom and told that what we were hearing…was her talking in her sleep. I was so embarrassed.”


15.“I distinctly remember quite a few occasions when my parents told us they were going upstairs to ‘flip their mattress.’ They said we needed to stay downstairs so we didn’t get a mattress dropped on us. One time, I failed to heed their warning because I had to tell them something super important. But thank God I relayed my message through the closed door.”


Some responses have been edited for length and clarity.

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